SOME RANDOM TRUTH ABOUT MEN.

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not

nice.

3. The handsome and nice men

are gay.

4. The handsome, nice, and

heterosexual men

are married.

5. The men who are not so

handsome, but are nice men, have

no money.

6. The men who are not so

handsome, but are

nice men with money think we

are only after their

money.

7. The handsome men without

money are after

our money.

8. The handsome men, who are

not so nice and

somewhat heterosexual, don’t

think we are

beautiful enough and have no

interest in ladies.

9. The men who think we are

beautiful, that are

heterosexual, somewhat nice and

have no

money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat

handsome,

somewhat nice and have money

and thank God

are straight, are shy and NEVER

MAKE THE

FIRST MOVE!!!

11. The men who never make the

first move,

automatically lose interest in us

when we take the initiative.

NOW WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!